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"when my mother was pregnant with her second child, i was 4
i pointed at her swollen belly confused at how my mother
had gotten so big in such little time
my father scooped me in his tree trunk arms and said
the closest thing to god on this earth is a woman’s body
it’s where life comes from
and to have a grown man tell me something so powerful at such a young age changed me to see that the entire universe rested at my mother’s feet"

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avengersonna:

Chris Evans, Chris Pratt ,Chris hemsworth and Chris pine .I will find you

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chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

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breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

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sarcasticsagittarius:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

five nights at australia 

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scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
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an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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kakareen:

soulslookingforhome:

kakareen:

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greatmoustachesploosh:

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peterclines:

It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.

Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.

For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.

 he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit.  616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.

I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE

JFC IM 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN WOLVERINE?!!?!? HOW IS HE SO SHORT?~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

Wolverine has always been short, you didn’t know?

What’s funny is that Robert Downey Jr is 5’8”.
That armor must have some killer heels.

do i look like a comic book reader to you. the only way ive been exposed to Wolverine is by the movies and the ACTOR is SUPER TALL CUZ WHENEVER HES NEAR OTHER DUDES HE TOWERS OVER THEM SO YEAH I DIDNT KNOW ABDLASDASHDASLD. 

im pretty sure its a known fact he stands on a box…or wears heels

Couldn’t resist so I looked it up- Mark Ruffalo is 5’8”!
Science Boyfriends are nose to nose!

*SCREAMS AND COLLAPSES* *DIES FROM SHOCK*

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sebastianstanbear:

Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, and Anthony Mackie doing the ALS #IceBucketChallenge: Expectation vs. Reality.

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handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

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surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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